Have you ever heard the rumor that Mountain Dew can shrink a man's penis? Is there any legitimacy to it? What chemical could possibly cause that, and would it be permanent?
Last edited by AmazingP; 01-26-2012 at 10:11 AM.
I'm actually a little worried about this report I read that Mountain Dew are trying to say it can dissolve a mouse carcass. So what is it doing to my insides then?
Mountain Dew Will Dissolve Rats On Contact | The smoking Gun
Defending itself from a lawsuit claiming that an Illinois man found a dead mouse inside a can of Mountain Dew, PepsiCo contends that a rodent would have disintegrated and been transformed into a “jelly-like” substance between the time of the soft drink’s bottling and the day the plaintiff reportedly purchased the soda from a vending machine at his office.
That was scary about Mountain dew that there was a mouse found inside a can of it. It can reflect the cleanliness of the plant/manufacturing if its true. I used to be a Mountain Dew drinker and now it gives me more reason to totally not drink it aside from soda in general is not a healthy drink.
If that were the case I would gladly serve Mountain Dew regularly to my nemesis's. Ooops did I write that? I thought I was just thinking it.Yes, in fact Mountain Dew contains many unsavory chemicals which will continue to shrink the penis until it eventually shrivels up, turns black, and just falls off. I don't think the penis has the capability to grow back, so unfortunately it will probably be permanent. You're not a Mountain Dew drinker, are you?
just drank a 2 liter of mountain dew only to look down and discover that my man junk had inverted into a mangina.
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I actually haven't heard that it makes your junk shrivel up haha. I only heard that it lowers your sperm count because of the yellow 5 die. I'm not sure if there is any truth to that either though.
Some funny stuff here. I have heard that soda in general makes your bones, especiallly women's bones, less strong, reducing the calcium component. But shrinking the jewels of males, I have not heard that story. One thing I will state, rats in sodas and the company saying it can't be, because it would dissolve, is not comforting. I agree, if it can dissolve a mouse, what is it doing inside your body? Going to try to drink more water, less soda. Even though I do not have junk. At least not that kind. Cheers.
Hmmm... I have never heard of Mt. Dew doing that... but I do know that it's not good for you, and that alone keeps me from drinking it. I will indulge in a diet Dew every once in a great while, but I know that's not really good either.
I would think that even the remote possibility that is could shrink your junk would send most men running for the hills
Never trust a girl who would do this to her male bulldog