activated charcoal for weight loss?

I recently brought a bag. If this does nothing, then rather than give me bullshit about diet and exercise, please tell me a diet pill or laxative that helps drop weight fast. I'm 21 and I weigh 250 pounds and after the only guy to be interested in me mistreated me and told me he felt sorry for me I need to drop this weight now to prove him wrong that im not insecure like he always said. Nobody listens to the fat girl. I need to drop this now and I need a diet pill or something. I don't care what happens to my body at this point. If I'm skinny I'll deal with it later.